First Experience with an Edible

Yesterday was plain awful (in my best Annie song voice). WOW so my pain was unbearable. I was willing to try anything and remember the doctor talking about marijuana. It is legalized here in Nevada, so I decide I was desperate enough.

My friend and I go to the dispensary and I have NO idea what I am doing at all. So I made her talk for me. I don't do these things. I felt like I was Completely out of my league. I pictured a drug deal on a corner on Castle Hill avenue where I grew up. I was like I can't just ask for a nickle? That's as far as my knowledge goes. I pictured a shady transaction. It was totally NOT. I walk in, get carded, there is two lines, one is for recreational and one for medical. I do not have my medical card yet but it is in the works. There is music blasting and weed flowers in these science experiment looking petri dishes. Like this is official.

So the lady hears what I need and sells me a Cheeba Chew which is like a Halloween snack sized bite of tootsie roll. She tells me that it says 10 servings, but it is really only 4. I'm looking at this tiny thing and im like...OK i guess. So we get in the car and I'm nervous, but was like I think I should do the 10th because its scary. My friend is like you have a high tolerance, do something in between. So I take a small bite. I feel nothing. We drive through to get food and head home. I sit down to watch TV and get a blog done for you and all of a sudden everything relaxed and I felt seriously delayed. Everything was slow motion. I couldn't stand. I felt CRAZY. Nope, don't like it. My son had to help me into bed without a shower ( and I just got shower bombs...so sad), I thought I was falling off the bed. I was literally freaking out. Complete paranoia. So clearly my first experience was NOT fun. I have to try a much smaller amount again to see if it helps without those side effects. Seriously why do people like that feeling ? Its horrible.