What has fashion come to 2019 edition

While scrolling the internet...I cannot even believe some of the stuff that I am seeing. those of you who know me know how completely unfiltered I really am. I tell people I lost my filter in the war...the war coming out of my moms.....well you know where that is going. I was looking at mesh shorts for men, crocks with built in socks, car mats for skirts and more...like what is this fashion world coming to...I can not even deal with this nonsense.

Exhibit A

What on God's green earth even is this? Is it a sock? Is it a Croc? Not to mention Crocs should just fall off the cliff and die already as it is...yes they are comfortable...sure wear it at home...but for the love of God...this is not an outside shoe...but than this just adds insult to ALL kinds of injury!!! It literally has a BUILT in SOCK!!! is this for what? a Croc...winter edition? So your feet don't get cold? I have a NOVEL IDEA...Put on a dam shoe...a boot...anything that is not a croc!!! Except maybe not this next one...dont put that on!

Exhibit B

Someone.....Please for the love of God explain this to me....I just don't know where to begin....this my beauties....is an UGG....YEP....an UGG. Now I think Uggs are something that maybe grows on you...I do NOT think they are the most attractive as they are...I have seen the UGG slippers...now those I Love...nice and cozy and warm for the house...but what in the furry fudge nipple is this?! It is reminiscent of those hideous "shoes" they give you in the hospital to put on when you are wearing a dam CAST!!!! So I guess if you thought that was HOT...here you go!

Exhibit C

Ok I cant even decide what to say here....how do they advertise this....HEY now...if you thought CAMEL TOE was SEXY....JUST take a look at these shoes which actually make your feet LOOK like a CAMEL'S TOE!!! OMG like I can't. Now i have fallen pray to toe socks...I have never fallen pray to those hideous toe sneakers. But if you liked those...maybe you will love Camel Toe Boots.

Exhibit D

Now when did us females decide that it was a bright idea to take those socks that we used to use at payless to try on the shoes and wear them outside with sandals? When did we decide this was cute? I just don't understand? Why? Like I need one explanation! Someone please give me one...I just don't get it.

Exhibit E

Ok what is the point here? Maybe I'm just mad that I can't get away with this anymore? No, Because even if I did...I seriously doubt I would ever have walked out in something like this. I mean it looks like her legs are in a cage. If I need to get a bikini wax just to wear my pants....I think there is a problem. I mean am I showing my age? Maybe...but I just can't see anyone my age doing this. I would feel so naked. Let me tell you when I was young I had an amazing body...I wore all kinds of half naked fashion, those horrifying butterfly shirts and all...but I do not think I would have ever gone this far. I don't know...did I mom?

Exhibit F

I will just leave this one here....Balenciaga? UMMMM...I mean I know that high fashion is rarely ever actually real world wearable...but this is a car mat. So you mean to tell me if I walk outside to my car right now, grab my car mat (or two or three lets get real I am NOT that skinny anymore), wrap it around my waist(s) and walk around....I would be high fashion? Why stop there? lets put those car trees to good use and rock them as earrings! Maybe a funnel hat and a gas can purse? I mean lets just go all out!!! high fashion here we come!

Exhibit G

Ok, what is even the point here? I mean is that a rain skirt? Just go out in a bathing suit or underwear at this point....I can not imagine this looking good on ANYONE no matter how teeny tiny they are. It will always just look cheap to me. Like putting a clear plastic bag around you and calling it an outfit...ladies don't pay for the skirt...just go to dollar tree and pick up saran wrap...same effect!

Exhibit H

This needs to just DIE right here. No one wants to see this. Yes this is a man, Yes he is wearing tighty whitey underwear, yes his pants are see through, yes they are pink, and yes they are lace. NOTHING ELSE TO SAY....look away....I dare you....omg I can't...its like a train wreck.

Yes I have more...but it is just getting ridiculous. There are Hairy leotards and leggings on women, and gold foil looking stretch pants for men. I mean I know that fashion is all relative and everyone has a right to express themselves. This is not meant to offend anyone...just my personal opinion. Truth be told I think they are all funny and entertaining...and if you can pull these off, more power to you...that is bold and thatsays SO much about you as a person. YOU are AMAZING. I think some of these fashions should leave with the new year. Lets see what hilarious fashions 2020 has to offer. Bring it on...the crazier the better.